Darling,
I’m Going To Tell You Something Radical…
Heartbreak is not the end of your life.
It’s the end of a chapter that was frankly overdue for a rewrite.
Most women drown in breakups.
But you?
You’re checking into the Heartbreak Hotel — where we don’t cry on bathroom floors…
We rise, we rebuild, and we walk out hotter, wiser, and with standards that require ID at the door.
If you’re done replaying the breakup, stalking his socials, and wondering if you’ll ever feel like you again…
Welcome. Your luggage has been upgraded to emotional first class.
What Is Heartbreak Hotel?
A self-paced, 10-module breakup recovery program designed to help you:
Stabilize your emotions
Rebuild your identity
Untangle the emotional chaos
And walk out of heartbreak with more power than you’ve ever had
Think of it as the five-star luxury retreat your heart wished your ex had booked for your relationship.
What You’ll Learn
(A.K.A. Your Emotional Suite Upgrades)
1. Boundaries That Actually Work
Not the flimsy “I’ll say no but still text him back” kind.
The solid, Samantha-approved kind that say:
“Access denied. Try again never.”
2. Identifying Your Feelings (Without Spiraling)
You’ll stop drowning in emotional confusion and start understanding what’s actually going on inside you.
3. The 5 Stages of Grief
You’ll learn each stage, how to move through them, and how not to self-sabotage at every turn.
4. Radical Acceptance
The life-changing skill that helps you stop fighting reality and start healing faster than your ex found a rebound.
5. Nervous System Regulation
Goodbye emotional whiplash.
Hello grounded, stable, “I actually slept through the night” energy.
6. How to Stop Obsessive Thinking
Because you deserve peace — not mental reruns of a man who’s no longer in the season.
7. How to Build Greater Self-Esteem
No gimmicks. No forced affirmations. Just real, lasting confidence that doesn’t depend on a relationship status.
8. Rewriting Your Story
You don’t leave Heartbreak Hotel the same woman who checked in.
You leave as the version of you he never had the privilege of meeting.
The 10 Modules Inside Heartbreak Hotel
Permission to be Heartbroken
Your first-class entry into healing.
Understanding the Person Who Is Your Ex
Identify your emotions with clarity, not chaos.
The 5 Stages of Grief
(With Champagne)
Understanding heartbreak… with elegance.
Hobbies, Goals & Your Up-Level
Understanding heartbreak… with elegance.
Becoming a Badass of Discernment
Your fast-pass to emotional liberation.
Self-Worth & Standards
Identify your emotions with clarity, not chaos.
Telling Yourself the Truth & Getting Perspective
Stop overthinking, obsessing, and spiraling.
Building a Life Around Your Grief
Build a spine made of satin and steel — firm, feminine, unshakeable.
Boundaries, Blocking & Badassery
Confidence that stays even when men don’t.
When Your Ex Moves On & Building a Tolerance for Distress
You leave the heartbreak behind—but take the upgraded version of you with you.
The Vibe You’ll Walk Away With
Imagine:
A regulated nervous system
A healed heart
A brain that isn’t running marathons in your sleep
Boundaries that make your therapist weep with pride
Confidence so revived your ex won’t recognize you
And a life that feels too good for anyone who ever made you cry
This isn’t just recovery.
It’s reinvention.
Heartbreak Hotel
Heartbreak Hotel
Self-Paced.
Lifetime Access.
Zero Desperation.
You can binge it in a weekend or savor it over months.
You’ll return to these modules every time life hands you a plot twist.
This is your private suite of strength, softness, clarity, and sass.
No check-ins needed.
Just… checkout only.
Ready to Leave Heartbreak Behind?
Darling, you don’t get over heartbreak by waiting.
You get over it by choosing yourself with a level of confidence that would make Miranda proud.
Click below and book your stay.
Your room is ready.
Your new life is waiting.
And your ex? Not on the guest list.
Who This Is Truly For
This course is for the woman who woke up one day and didn’t recognize her own life anymore — and is damn well ready to fix that.
It’s for the woman who is:
💔 Post-Divorce and Picking Up the Pieces
Maybe the papers are signed, maybe they’re still sitting on the kitchen table, but either way:
You’re trying to figure out who you are without the titles, the routines, or the man.
This is for you.
For the woman rebuilding a life with more freedom, more joy, and absolutely no settling.
💔 Post-Breakup and Feeling Unmoored
Whether it was long-term, short-term, situationship, or that maddening “almost”… your heart feels like a crime scene.
And you’re tired of feeling like your ex is still living rent-free in your head.
This is where you change the locks.
💔 In Full-On Emotional Crisis Mode
If you’ve cried at stoplights, had a meltdown in Target, or Googled “am I going crazy after breakup?” more times than you’d like to admit —
Welcome, sweetheart. You’re not crazy. You’re human.
And this course will help you breathe again.
💔 Struggling With Emotion Regulation
Maybe your emotions feel too big, too fast, or too overwhelming.
Maybe you’ve been swinging between heartbreak and rage like it’s your new personality.
Heartbreak Hotel gives you practical, powerful tools to regulate, soothe, process, and regain your emotional footing — without losing your edge.
💔 Ready to Take Back Control of Your Life
If you’re done feeling powerless…
Done replaying the same memories…
Done letting someone else’s choices define your entire future…
Then this is absolutely for you.
This program is for the woman standing at the crossroads — scared, hurting, hopeful — who knows there is a stronger, wiser, more fabulous version of herself waiting on the other side.
And she is so ready to meet her.
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Heartbreak hotel
Your Breakup Recovery Program. A self-paced, 10-module reinvention suite for the woman who refuses to stay broken.
